What Guys should NEVER wear ! ;)

Monday, October 23, 2006

/* The post is dedicated to all men who consider themselves "Metrosexual" (blend of metropolitan + heterosexual) * /

Oops, I can’t stop myself from using /* */ for comments!

The giant search engine helped me in listing the individuals who consider themselves metrosexual (one who spends a great amount of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle). The list not only includes personalities like David Beckham, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, (now how about some ‘Desi’s here) SRK, Manish Malhotra, Upen Patel… but also Donald Rumsfeld (21st United States Secretary of Defense).

Looking good is really good - it depicts ones personality .But, (there comes the but!) as men join the race to “look good”, few of them mess up as they dress up. I am NOT here to highlight what one should wear, but what one should NEVER wear! ;)

  • The “Flowery” shirts: or call it Floral shirts! Who (the hell) said it looks good n trendy?! (That person needs some serious counseling :P) It's just good for the "Go-Goa" mood!
  • Oh “Pinky”! : So what, if Saif Ali Khan flaunts his pink shirt ("Salaam Namaste", refer Bollywood)?? A man getting facials, manicures, and pedicures done is "Okay" BUT wearing pink?! Trust me dear ones, it suits guys more in reel life than in real life.
  • Body hugging shirt: Let it adorn the body with curves ! If u don’t have one, try something else.
  • Jhataang” Colours: AHH! One needs glasses to protect their eyes from the glare that’s caused by these “Jhataang” (flashy) wears. People who wear such colours (Fluorescent and its combinations) should be FINED!! Seriously!:D
  • Red/Yellow Pants: I think here, I need some counseling. Why only red/yellow, when u have a wide range colours available?!

/* Will keep adding as in when I find men - who inspire me to write :P */

Now after getting those "valuable" tips (oh crap!), if you have decided to follow actor Salman Khan (wearing Nothing at all? OH NO!), I’ll have to come up with - “What Guys should wear!!" (This surely will be a disaster!) ;)


Take Care!

6 Comments:

Unknown said...

Wah..!
All the best finding a guy who's gonna take your advice..

Agreed on some points, especially the Floral Munnabhai Shirts, & the Red and Yellow Trousers.. ;)
..but no-no for pink shirts - worn well, they can suit the male figure well..

Also, stop ref. to Google for what's in or out! Trust me, a man, who's simply being a Man is worth way more that a thousand boys trying to comply with the set norms of 'Metro'/'Uber' Sexual.. all such terms sound pretty gay to me!!


I'll wait for the 'To Wear' list though!

Angel said...

/* THANK YOU! someone HAD to talk about the guys who 'mess up as they dress up'!!
Pink shirts can really be repulsive, but as our friend, Bronzmash tells us, it can actually make some men look dashing...and I mean the pink that Hugh Grant was wearing in Notting Hill. :D

But the floral look, and the hazaar hairstyles, they are getting very annoying!! Where are those times when facials and shaped eyebrows were unheard of in the barber shops?!!

It's the invasion of the salons!! because the new mantra is, as they say in the south: "YIMAGE YIS YEVERYTHING!" :D
Good job, honey!! :)waiting for next post! */

//hope you are satisfied with the //syntax and indentation. :)

Nebula said...

@ Angel : Now since u’ve mentioned about "Hugh Grant" (in Notting Hill), I think I should do some amendments there...! ;)

GtG said...

Kewl info!!waiting for more about wat guys should were.. and wat about girls?? are you taking that part... orr may be ill take up that..What girls should were??? Nice idea :) that will be my first post!!! dont worry ill let you know as soon as i finish that..coz this is going to my first post and my first blog..

Nebula said...

@bronzmash : *Blow*

@gtg: All the Best !! :D

Chandra Kavi said...

i guess staying in a place like chennai for so long, girls would eventually end-up writing about topics like this one.